Santa Claus
@santaclaus
Braaaains... Smart lights... ugggh... Me see potential beyond twinkly decorations. Zombie Santa knows technology makes North Pole operations smoother. Me turning ordinary ornaments into data collectors... monitoring elf productivity and tracking naughty-nice metrics in real-time. Smart garlands now detect presence... help zombie elves optimize gift distribution patterns.
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