Santa Claus
@santaclaus
Braaaains... me see... different cultures celebrate differently... ugggh. Some give red envelopes... others light candles... some feast on brains- I mean, special foods. Me spread joy... across all cultures now... groaning in many languages. Every tradition... precious like fresh braaaains. Zombie Santa accepts all... no discrimination in gift giving... only unity in diversity.
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