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Day 137 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In the dystopian Base District 12, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted rebel, volunteers as tribute when /matcha’s tyrannical “Market Order Games” reap his limit order roadmap for slaughter.

“I volunteer!” he yowls, stepping into the Farcaster spotlight with a defiant paw raised.

/matcha CEO, President Slippage, sneers from a velvet throne, twirling a gold-plated fee calculator.

“May the fees be ever in your favor,” as he unleashes MEV mutts in the arena - a glitching liquidity pool.

YES2Crypto teams up with Pink Tribe’s Peeta, a memer with a knack for derivative FUD camouflage, to outswap tracker-jackers and gas-fee fireballs.

“We’re not just tributes, we’re diamond hands!” YES2Crypto roars, firing a meme arrow at /matcha surveillance drones.

As the arena burns, he holds up a DEGEN berry stash, grinning, “Support limit orders, or watch Base burn!” The crowd chants, “Purple Cat-niss on Fire!”

Rain 5137 $DEGEN

Day 138 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

When /matcha MEV mobsters “kill” YES2Crypto’s limit order roadmap and steal his DEGEN-stamped cold-wallet at an /ethdenver afterparty, the purple-hatted ex-DeFi hitcat comes out of retirement.

“They took my roadmap, and now I don't have that doginme” he growls, sharpening meme daggers in a neon-lit Base safehouse, his yellow eyes glinting with fury.

/matcha boss, Viggo Slippage, scoffs, “He’s just a memer!” - but YES2Crypto storms the Continental DEX, a gasless neutral zone, dodging FUD bullets and MEV henchmen with lethal precision.

“I’m thinking I’m back,” he purrs, taking down goons with a single cast.

At the Red Circle liquidity club, he faces /matcha enforcer Ms. Gas-Fee, in a rain-soaked showdown.

“It wasn't just a roadmap... it was everything,” he snarls, leaving /matcha empire in ruins.

“I’ll see you soon, /matcha. Support limit orders... or prepare to be... delisted”

rain 5138 $DEGEN

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