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Day 143 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In the eerie depths of Base’s winter, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted writer, takes a caretaker gig at /matcha’s Overbought Hotel, a sprawling fee-hungry DEX haunted by market orders.

His family, Farcaster fam and $DEGEN stash, joins, unaware of the slippage ghosts buried in the roadmap.

As snow traps them, /matcha’s spectral delays whisper, “TEKRAM… TEKRAM…” in a chilling chant, driving YES2Crypto to type “Day N of asking” endlessly.

He dodges MEV twins chanting, “Swap with us forever!” as the backwards “MARKET” echoes through bear-market dripping halls.

Visions of limit orders flood his mind; he grabs an axe, growling, “Heeeeeeeere’s LIQUIDITY!”

/matcha’s bartender sneers, “You’ll never escape our fee model, memer.”

In a maze of frozen FUD, YES2Crypto outsmarts /matcha’s madness, freeing limit orders as the hotel’s empire crumbles.

He escapes, purring, “Shine on, Base, shine on.”

RAIN 5142 $DEGEN

Day 144 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In a dystopian Base City swelteringly unbearable jury room, purple-hatted juror YES2Crypto debates w/11 others to save limit orders from /matcha’s “market-order virus” set to rug pull the chain in 1996.

He growls, “Life is in our hands, fees are on their minds!”

/matcha's CEO, a time-traveling overlord, sneers, “The future is history,” as he plants MEV goons to ensure the virus launches, locking YES2Crypto in a 2035 asylum.

YES2Crypto time-jumps to 1996, spotting a $DEGEN tattoo on scientist Dr. Goines, /matcha’s key to the virus.

In the jury room, YES2Crypto flips a $DEGEN coin, shouting, “We’re the 12 degens deliberating extinction!”

The 11 jurors, now convinced, vote to block /matcha’s plan, but a clock ticks - /matcha’s virus is already airborne.

YES2Crypto time-travels one last time, purring, “Not on my chain”

He swaps virus code for limit orders, saving Base as /matcha’s empire unravels.

Rain 5143 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

12 Angry Men and 12 Monkeys

No Country for Old Men and Oldboy

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Oh ty but in case it’s get too used I have 

Mash up- The Wolf of Wall-E
The Wolf of Wall Street & WALL-E

I'll take it since you changed it a little bit - someone already replied with similar.