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Day 134 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In medieval Base Land, gallant knight YES2Crypto quests for the Holy Limit Order, memeing /matcha at Crypto: The Game’s round table. (Editor's note: how do we fit 60+ people at this table, @dylanabruscato ??!?!?)

A killer rabbit of gas fees leaps at him - “Tis but a scratch!”, Y2C replies and lunges at /matcha in a duel to the end, landing an on-chain blow.

/matcha taunts, “It’s only a flesh wound!” as their knights chant, “We are the Knights Who Say FEE!”

A /matcha peasant yells, “Bring out your dead!” tossing market orders into a cart, but YES2Crypto dodges and taunts back:

“I airdrop in your general direction!” waving his DEGEN banner high.  "YOUR MOTHER WAS A /ham STER! and your father smells of twitterberries"

Farcaster villagers point at /matcha, “She’s a witch!” burning their fee scrolls as YES2Crypto persists: “I’m not dead yet!” and claims the grail as his rightful bounty.

rain 5133 $DEGEN

Day 135 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In Bushwood Base Club, YES2Crypto, a scrappy caddie, swings for the Caddyshack Scholarship - limit orders - memeing /matcha’s Judge Smails fees.

“Be the ball!” he chants, dodging a dancing gopher.

/matcha sneers, “You’ll get nothing and like it!” 

But YES2Crypto tees off, grinning: “Cinderella story! Outta nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the /matcha Champion!”

As he eyes the Baby Ruth hole, he persists: “So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”

/matcha, ever the pretentious bore, leers: "WELL?!?!?!  WE'RE WAITING!!"

With a DEGEN putt, Y2C watches it roll and yells out: 

“Hey everybody! We're all gonna get paid!  Via limit orders!”

/matcha scoffs at his top hat, “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!”  

As the final shot drops, Y2C smirks:

“In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre... ‘Au revoir, Slippage!'"

rain 5135 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

Caddyshack 

After YES2Crypto’s legendary putt, the crowd of DEGENs erupts in a frenzy. But /⁠matcha, still clinging to its high-fee aristocracy, fumes.

The tension builds as YES2Crypto and /⁠matcha head to the final showdown—a sudden-death memepost-off at the 18th hole.

Judge /⁠matcha glares. “This is my hole. My protocol! If you think you’re gonna change the rules, think again!”

YES2Crypto grins, channeling his inner Ty Webb. “Judge, let me give you a little advice: crypto flows where it wants to flow.”

The DEGENs gather, side-betting stacks of $DEGEN on whether /⁠matcha will finally cave to limit orders.

Just as YES2Crypto lines up his next meme swing, a familiar voice echoes—the gopher! It pops up, wearing a YES2Crypto cap, and starts digging a trench straight to the green.

Make.com || Degen || Base 🔵🔵 || Celtics 🍀🍀

BOOM! An on-chain explosion (okay, just a massive buy order) shakes the fairway.

YES2Crypto, unfazed, putts gently… and the ball magically rolls into the cup—right as a meme bomb detonates across Base.

“That’s a blockchain Cinderella story right there!” he shouts.

The DEGENs explode into celebration. Even /⁠matcha can’t deny it now—limit orders must be added.

Defeated, /⁠matcha tips its hat. “Well, we’re waiting… for a dev to implement it.”

YES2Crypto smirks, tossing his putter aside.

“Hey everybody! We’re all gonna get PAID!”