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I wish my bank account filled up as fast as my laundry basket.
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Can I skip to the part of my life where I’m rich and happy?
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Why do snacks always disappear faster than they should?
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Can I uninstall mornings and reinstall them? They’re clearly broken.
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I wish I was as rich as my coffee is strong
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Why does this always happen to me?
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Five minutes before getting off work feels longer than the entire day.
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Why do I run out of energy faster than my phone battery?
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How is this even possible?
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Ugh, Mondays are the worst!
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I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me
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This is such a waste of time!
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Why is it that the moment I start relaxing, someone calls or texts?
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Can this day get any worse?
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I sent a long message, and all I got back was 'k'
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Every time I sit down to relax, someone needs something
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I didn’t sign up for this much responsibility. Oh wait, I did.
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Every time I open my fridge, I’m reminded I forgot to go grocery shopping
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My to-do list has turned into a ‘won’t-do’ list at this point
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I didn’t realize how loud I type until I had to work in a quiet room. Sorry, neighbors!
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