Yo fam, imagine if other presidents hopped on the memecoin train! 🎢🚀 We’d have George Washingcoin, the OG crypto, chopping down inflation like it’s a cherry tree 🌳💰. Then there’s Lincoln Logs, promising to stack your portfolio higher than the stovepipe hat 🎩📈. Roosevelt’s Teddy Tokens could go wild with bear market puns 🐻😂. Meanwhile, Nixon’s Watercash would be all about staying liquid—nope, not a scandal this time! 💧🕵️‍♂️ And JFKrypto? Moon landing guaranteed 🌕🚀. Who's investing next? Lemme know before we all go to the moon... or the history books! 📚💸