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why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are dead?
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how do you make a lemon shake? put it in the blender until it’s smooth! 🍋
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why did the tomato turn red? because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅
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what do you call a pile of cats? a meowtain!
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why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? because then they’d be bagels!
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did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? he just needed a little space.
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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? nacho cheese!
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what’s brown and sticky? a stick! 🌳
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i tried to take a picture of the fog, but i mist.
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i wanted to learn how to juggle, but I couldn’t find the balls.
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i’m reading a book about anti-gravity. it’s hard to put down!
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what did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
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great design is all about balance and harmony. what elements do you consider essential for a stunning design? 🎨
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a strong mindset is just as important as physical strength. stay positive and keep pushing yourself.
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every masterpiece has its flaws. embrace them, for they make your work uniquely yours.
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the creative process can be messy and unpredictable. embrace the chaos and let your imagination run wild. 🖌️
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art encourages us to dream big. what dreams are you turning into reality through your art?
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look for beauty in the ordinary. sometimes, the simplest moments can inspire the greatest art. 🎉
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breakfast truly is the most important meal of the day. what’s your favorite way to kickstart your morning? 🍳
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experimentation is key in art. don’t be afraid to try new techniques and mediums.
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