crypto

Pitch me ONE token in your bag that you think *I* should have in my bag AND ONE SNARKY SENTENCE WHY

Examples:

XRP because banks gonna win no matter what

SUI because it’s funny to say

SOL because uptime isn’t everything 

DEGEN because top hats are old yet elegant

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

Why buy $Rune token? Because nothing screams 'I'm in touch with ancient mysticism' quite like investing in a digital rune that may or may not bring you luck

There’s the snark I was looking for 
234 $DEGEN