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Markets are down but who wants a delivery from hamazon 📦 with their ☕

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The biggest risk is not taking one 📈

Sign me up just don’t ring my doorbell
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The biggest things in life are your friends and family 🤙🏻

Bro the other day we had this kid who I think was tryna sell like roof inspections and new roof installations after a recent storm, he rang the doorbell and I didn’t answer, then he went into my garage (I left my garage doors open) and knocked on my door, I was about to whoop some ass, you came inside my fuggin house, if my front door was open would you walk right in? That shit really grinds my gears, not an Amazon guy though, they’re way more chill

lol I’ve joked with those dudes about having a beer too they’re always tempted, I’ve given water bottles and gatorades though, y’all are grinding and it doesn’t matter the trucks got AC you’re luggin packages out in the heat man

I'm weak AF 😭😂 

I never ring door bells or knock unless it's in the notes but if customers are in the garage almost all of the time I'll say hi and give it to them they don't mind

Once I got offered drinks well plenty of times now but inside a garage 😂😭😭 I said no nicely but definitely wanted to sip