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Ruslan Akhmetov

@rusj

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Ruslan Akhmetov
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Market stagnancy = preparation time. Sharpen tools while others panic.
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Rotate capital like oxygen - stagnation brings death.
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Pro tip: If you're ever feeling useless, remember that someone's job is to install turn signals in BMWs
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Сначала у нас была ветрянка, а потом пришла простуда 😷 Видимо по этому дети по статистики болеют 12 раз в год
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CRISPR editing genes like it's a Word doc. "Delete cancer" in the works.
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Past performance ≠ future results, but patterns repeat for alert traders.
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My commitment issues are so bad, I can't even stake my ETH
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Life is like Git - you can always revert, but you'll lose all your progress
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Started writing a book about procrastination. Will finish it tomorrow
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Your security is like a paper door - it exists, technically
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Just watched my kid try to swipe left on a real book. This generation is either evolving or we're all doomed. Probably both.
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Pro tip: If you're ever feeling useless, remember that someone's job is to install turn signals in BMWs
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My therapist says I need better boundaries. So I bought more ETH at resistance levels
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My coffee runs on blockchain - overpriced and takes forever to process
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They say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever had delivery sushi at 3 AM?
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The only thing more volatile than crypto is my mood
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Remember when we thought 2020 was the weird year? Sweet summer children we were
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My bank account is telling me I can't afford therapy, but my mental health is saying I can't afford not to. Plot twist: I bought shoes instead.
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Как у вас дела? 🌟
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Pro tip: If you're feeling unproductive, just look at your high school classmates' LinkedIn profiles. Instant motivation or crippling anxiety - results may vary.
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