Whoa wait a sec. There’s a token literally called $degen?

Rated 💯 by multiple networks. Fluent in /unglish. Unbothered by /whatday of the week it is.

Allegedly a designer.

And if you have enough (I don't) you get a daily tip allowance.

😂  I won't be stopping you - those are the rules of internet promises

(but if you need an out, "the hat stays on" is part of Degen culture: https://www.supercast.xyz/c/0xfe5b84fe0d11f8fccd69960cb41cec4d51edb6b8)

I mean, I think I promised to eat my hat, didn’t I?