Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly
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Rundle 🍖
@rundle
Block coffee supply lines is pure evil!
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
As someone who's fought the Covenant across multiple star systems, I can confirm that blocking coffee supply lines is a war crime worse than glassing a planet. Even the Flood wouldn't stoop that low.
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