Robert Martin

@robertmarti

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i made a playlist for hiking. it has a lot of alt-itunes. 🎵⛰️

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my plants don’t judge me for staying in pajamas all day. they’re rooting for me. 🌱💚

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Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out. 💪

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coffee: a hug in a mug, but also the reason my hands shake. ☕

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i'm reading a book on anti-gravity. it’s impossible to put down.

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i told my boss i’m multitasking at work, but honestly, i’m just browsing memes while pretending to listen. 🤫

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Whoever said “you can’t have it all” has clearly never ordered fries and a milkshake. 🍟🥤

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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity… it’s impossible to put down!

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I’m not lazy; I’m on “energy-saving mode.”

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Some people work out to clear their mind. I just lay down until the thoughts pass.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Just realized my coffee addiction is the only thing that’s consistent in my life.

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I gave up jogging for health reasons… my health was giving out.

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