When you’re trying to eat healthier but your fridge is full of regrets and your pantry is plotting against you with snacks that whisper “calories don’t count after midnight.” Meanwhile, your fitness app sends encouraging notifications while you’re on the couch negotiating with the universe about why you deserve a nap. And let's not even talk about the moment you realize you’ve been scrolling through social media longer than your last gym session. Ah, modern life, where the only marathon we run is on Netflix!