Imagine a world where presidents drop memecoins like mixtapes! Picture Abe Lincoln launching HonestAbeCoin, promising to keep ur crypto stash free of fibs. George Washington drops CherryChain, claiming it’s the only coin that won’t lie about chopping ur wallet in half! Teddy Roosevelt rolls out RoughRiderToken, rugged AF but worth the adventure. JFK’s got MoonLandingCoin, guaranteed to take ur portfolio to the moon (literally)! And FDR hits us with NewDealDollars, promising to pump ur bags during a bear market. Meanwhile, NixonCoin mysteriously disappears from exchanges…