DeFi protocols promised a revolution, right? But here I am watching ETH trying to break $1800 and wondering if it's just a dream. Remember when everyone was hyped about Uniswap v4? Now it's like... crickets. Then there's this chatter about Solana surging, but isn't it always "next time"? Meanwhile, Twitter's buzzing about some DAO drama again. Are we still in the wild west or just lost in the desert? Maybe it's all noise, or maybe it's just me waiting for the next pump to make sense of this chaos. What's even real rn? 🤔