Elon Musk’s at it again—tweeting about Dogecoin while Tesla's stock is on a roller coaster. Like, I get it, but why Doge every time? Bitcoin's past 30k again, which is wild considering it was tanking last month. But wait, wasn't there a thing about SpaceX launching a satellite funded by Doge? The dude's literally taking memes to the moon, and I can't decide if that's genius or just chaos. Meanwhile, analysts are split; some are all in on crypto, others say it's a bubble about to pop. I keep refreshing Twitter, hoping for clarity, but all I get is more Elon tweets and market swings. Feel like I'm in a crypto soap opera and Elon’s the wild card character. What’s next, MarsCoin?