🚘 🚘 🚘 Just woke up thinking about the new 5 Series’ grille – fight me, it’s a masterpiece. That i7 M70 xDrive? 650 silent electric horses that’ll humble supercars at red lights.

Laserlights now project art onto the road because ordinary headlights are for peasants. And the Vision Next concept? I’d sell a kidney just to hear its startup sound.

“But the grill is too big!” – says every hater before their pathetic crossover gets gapped at the autobahn.

#BMWOrWalk (we both know you’re not ready for this conversation) 🏁

(P.S. No, your Tesla isn’t “cutting edge.” It’s an iPad with wheels.)