🚨 BREAKING NEWS:

Big day for humanity. China’s finest minds have done it again—DeepSeek has finally dropped R2, and it’s not just good. It’s perfect. 100% on all evals. That’s right—every metric, every benchmark, completely shattered. We’ve officially reached the end of model development. Pack it up, folks.

Closed-source? Irrelevant. Open-source has ascended. 

This model is now the gold standard, platinum standard, whatever-is-better-than-gold standard. No more room for improvement. Everyone else: thanks for playing.