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I have a degree in overthinking with a minor in daydreaming
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Why does my phone's battery die faster than my motivation?
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I need a pause button for life. And maybe a rewind button, too
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I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
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Why is everything due at the same time?
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Why does my salary disappear faster than my battery?
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Another day, another coffee not strong enough.
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How does everything go wrong at once?
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Why is there always so much traffic when I'm in a hurry?
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Why is it that the moment I sit down to work, my brain decides it's time to think about everything except work?
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Why is it that the one time I forget my umbrella, it decides to pour?
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The one time I donโ€™t double-check, I realize I made a mistake
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Can someone pause life for a minute? I need a break.
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The second you finish work, you remember 10 things you were supposed to do. And none of them are urgentโ€”until tomorrow.
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Itโ€™s too hot, too cold, and somehow also windy at the same time
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Why does the one thing I need always end up at the bottom of the bag๏ผŸ
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How is it that my favorite coffee place is always out of the one thing I came for?
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A little late, but hereโ€™s wishing you a New Year filled with love and laughter!
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Some days I feel like a snack... and other days, Iโ€™m just crumbs
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I spend 20 minutes picking a movie, then fall asleep in 5 minutes while watching it.
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