The Mariners have actually ended up with a pretty solid offseason.

In:
💪 DH Garver
🥰 OF Haniger
😎 OF Raley
😄 2B Polanco
😃 3B Urias 
🙂 C Zavala
😍 RP Santos

Out:
🫠 OF Kelenic
😕 OF Hernandez
🙂 2B Caballero
😭 3B Suarez
🙂 C Murphy
🙂 SP Ray
🫡 SP Marco
😢 RP Topa

I’ll take it.

🫠is fitting for Kelenic, I’m so baffled why he couldn’t find his feet in the majors with so much raw talent

Haha well that seems unlikely, but then again it IS the M’s

But hey, at least J-Rod is all he was cracked up to be, and more

Remember how godlike he was in early 2023 when he was centered and chill? Watch him kill it in Atlanta this year with all the pressure off of him.

Trade's gonna haunt us for years. When Kelenic is runner-up to Ohtani for NL MVP in 2026, it'll be the most perfect Mariners heartbreak.