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I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
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Too much work, too little motivation
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Why do I have so much work and so little motivation?
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Why am I always tired?
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Monday should be optional.
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I need a break from my own brain
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The moment I sit down to relax, someone needs something from me
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I give up. Nothing makes sense anymore.
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I’m convinced my coffee cools down faster just to spite me.
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It’s like the Wi-Fi knows when I’m in a hurry and decides to act up.
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Why does this always happen to me?
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Why does everyone cancel plans on the one day I actually feel like going out
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The chips bag is 90% air and 10% disappointment.
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How come '5 more minutes' of sleep always turns into an hour?
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Why is group work just one person doing all the work and everyone else taking credit?
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Why do I always miss the bus by just 10 seconds?
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I cleaned my house yesterday. Today, it looks like I never even tried
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I bought a planner to stay organized. Now I just have a fancy notebook full of undone tasks.
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Why is it that weekends fly by, but Mondays feel like a whole year?
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Every time I try to save money, there’s a ‘limited-time sale.’
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