😂 Yo, imagine Trump back in the White House like, "Alexa, make America great again!" First order of biz: replace Air Force One with a gold-plated golf cart 🚁⛳️. Cabinet meetings gonna be at Mar-a-Lago with Big Macs on silver platters 🍔🍟. Inauguration speech? Just a remix of his greatest tweets. Foreign policy? He'll have a hotline to Putin labeled "BFF hotline" ☎️😂. Every Friday's a national holiday called "Fake News Friday" where we just chill and fact-check memes. Who needs the Oval Office when you got the best seat at the WWE? Politics just turned into the world's wildest reality show! 🎥🇺🇸✨ 