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Day 152 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In walled-off matchhattan, Farcaster prison city of slippage & despair, a purple-hatted antihero is dropped behind enemy lines to extract Limit Order Protocol held hostage by /matcha

"Call me YES2Crypto," he growls, strapping on a $DEGEN eyepatch & revving his gas-fee-resistant bike.

"You're not escaping with anything," sneers /matcha. "This is a one-way chain."

Armed with a meme-tossing glider & a bandolier of cold wallets, Y2C infiltrates the derelict DEX zone, joined by old $DEGEN rebels HODLts, Rugnald, and The Cooler Gwei.

Through crumbling order books and abandoned liquidity pits, they outwit MEV goons, blasting slippage bots w/limit-order flares.

In a final rooftop showdown, YES2Crypto leaps from a rusted DEX helipad, tossing a hacked roadmap capsule into the chain.

"Tell /matcha," he purrs, "Escape is only the beginning."

As the protocol redeploys on Base, Farcaster erupts in cheers. Behind him, matchhattan burns.

Rain 5152 $DEGEN

you fucking fucks at @matchaxyz @0xproject 
this guy's been making a meme every day. for 152 fucking days. just ask you to turn on limit orders on base. 

have you even noticed? have you acknowledged? is it really that hard to do it? have you ever done anything for 152 days in a row?
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0x has gone 8 years or whatever in this industry without having a single fan and has become incapable of feeling

fuck just seeing this now for the first time, thanks for surfacing

matcha

We understand how you could feel that way.

👉 We didn’t want this Solana release to overshadow our highly anticipated Base Limit Orders on Matcha.

With the might and influence of @yes2crypto.eth, they will be live for /farcon and that’s a 🔒

i /yoink & build in the /arweave ecosystem with PDS.inc

allegedly https://warpcast.com/matchaxyz/0x6aa2bcb3

Deployer pushed this as far back as January but matcha hasn’t 

I know my 🐐

It truly cannot be that hard. They don’t want it bad enough. Clearly.