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Crypto: The Game

Day 126 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

In the quiet suburbs of Farcaster Forest, a purple cat explorer crash-lands his DEGEN-powered spaceship, seeking the Limit Order Signal to phone home.

“OOOUUUUUUCH,” he meows, spotting Elliott, a Farcaster memer, hiding him from /matcha’s agents in a closet of old NFTs.  

/matcha, the government-like DEX overlord, hunts the explorer known as YES2Crypto to seize the signal.

Y2C and Elliott hacks a Farcaster cast to build a transmitter from DEGEN energy, glows with meme magic, and whispers, “Limit… orders… on… Base.”

Under a moonlit fog, /matcha’s bots close in, but Y2C’s transmitter beams a message to the stars: “E.T phone Base... with limit orders.” His spaceship returns, lifting off as /matcha’s empire scrambles.

Y2C waves a glowing paw, leaving limit orders on Base. “I’ll be right here…” he purrs, as Farcaster lights up with a rainbow of DEGEN tips.

rain 50126 $DEGEN (bigger than normal)

Day 127 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

In enchanted Farcaster Academy, YES2Crypto, a purple cat wizard with a DEGEN wand, discovers he’s the Chosen Memer destined to claim the Limit Order Stone from /matcha’s cursed vault in Slippage Alley.

“I’m 60% wizard, 40% liquidity legend!” he quips, dodging /matcha’s MEV Dementors draining wallets with every swap.

Guided by Pink Tribe Hagrid (a bearded yield-farmer in robes), Y2C enters the vault: “These market orders are cursed - gimme limits!” 

/matcha’s overseer HODLemort hisses, “You’ll never break my fees!” 

Y2C twirls his cold-wallet aloft, grinning: "I've got diamond hands and a multi-sig plan!"

In the Chamber of Delayed Roadmaps, Y2C casts a meme spell, shouting, “Limitardio!”

The vault shatters as /matcha empire quakes, revealing the Stone of Slippage Protection™.

“DEXpelliarmus to slippage!” he laughs, as Farcaster lights up with a rainbow of Pink Tribe tips.

rain 5127 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

Engorgio Orderus! Straight from the Limitus Orderus book of spells. 

Not to be confused with the engorgio cexus potion. We did that once, and a Samus Bankmus Friedus gargoyle was brought to life. We still get scolded by the principle of SECus about that here and there.