ethos

I never understood why people hated banks so much, until today. My bank is holding my hard earned 1.2k hostage since last week. They are asking how I manage to make that money, and WHY would I need that amount. They are even asking about my girlfriend because I mentioned her by nickname in the payment purpose.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. I hate banks. Give me my fucking money, you vultures

25 🇮🇹 | Core Dev at ethOS, a mobile OS with native Ethereum support.

Tell them you need the money for a penis reduction surgery. Make them have it in writing

Crypto enthusiast, ethics, movies and photography.

Founder of /gentlemanswagers

If you start a gofund me, you'll have paper trail for that 1.2k.

Just sayin

Yeah. I'll go in great detail about how hard life is because of my enormous shlong.