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Day 137 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In the dystopian Base District 12, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted rebel, volunteers as tribute when /matcha’s tyrannical “Market Order Games” reap his limit order roadmap for slaughter.
“I volunteer!” he yowls, stepping into the Farcaster spotlight with a defiant paw raised.
/matcha CEO, President Slippage, sneers from a velvet throne, twirling a gold-plated fee calculator.
“May the fees be ever in your favor,” as he unleashes MEV mutts in the arena - a glitching liquidity pool.
YES2Crypto teams up with Pink Tribe’s Peeta, a memer with a knack for derivative FUD camouflage, to outswap tracker-jackers and gas-fee fireballs.
“We’re not just tributes, we’re diamond hands!” YES2Crypto roars, firing a meme arrow at /matcha surveillance drones.
As the arena burns, he holds up a DEGEN berry stash, grinning, “Support limit orders, or watch Base burn!” The crowd chants, “Purple Cat-niss on Fire!”
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The hunger games.
As the center arena opens, the traders gaze upon a plethora of terminals. There are plenty of them, but it is painfully evident to everyone, there is not a sufficient number for each trader to grab and make a limit order they so viciously desire.
The traders look amongst each other for just a moment, until the first trader makes a move, and suddenly, all of them start rushing towards the terminals to make a buy/sell order before other traders can. In the background, on the jumbotrons visible to the traders only in their peripheral vision, the fees have been revealed. The stakes are higher, as the fees have never been lower.
It's as if everything moves in slow motion, as the green visors each of them previously wore come flying off their sweaty heads. It's a trader-eat-trader arena now. There are no rules. There's only limit orders on @matchaxyz 0 reply
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