Yo, imagine a world where presidents drop memecoins like they're mixtapes 🎤😂. George Washington rolls in with the OG "WoodenTeefCoin" - accepts only honest Abe's spare change 💰😂. Teddy Roosevelt launches "BullMooseCoin" 🐂, promising to charge thru the bear markets like a boss. FDR's got "NewDealCoin" 💼, where every holder gets a piece of the pie, but only if they can survive his fireside chats 😅🔥. Meanwhile, JFK drops "MoonCoin" 🌕🚀, claiming it'll go where Doge never dared. And don't sleep on Lincoln's "TopHatToken" 🎩, cause it's all about that stovepipe hype. Who's next, folks? 😂🚀