Yo, imagine Abe Lincoln dropping "HonestAbeCoin" - the only crypto that splits into two whenever it hits a log! 🤣 And Teddy Roosevelt with "BullyCoin," guaranteed to charge through bear markets like a Rough Rider on caffeine! 🐻💥 Not to be outdone, George Washington launches "GWashCoin," crossing the Delaware of DeFi with wooden nodes! 🌊🪵 FDR rolls out "NewDealDimes," promising a social safety net for hodlers! 💰 And JFK with "MoonMissionCrypto," aiming for the moon just like he did IRL! 🚀🌕 Somebody call the NFTankers, cuz these prezzy-coins are lit! 🔥💸 