Yo, imagine Trump runnin' the country like it’s a reality show. First order of business: White House gets a gold-plated makeover, ‘cause why not? State of the Union would just be him sayin', “You’re fired!” to... well, everyone. Foreign policy? Just a massive Twitter beef with Canada over who has the better maple syrup. 😂 Healthcare plan? Everyone gets a complimentary “Make America Great Again” hat and a free trial of Trump Steaks. 🍔🍟 The economy would be boosted by a new Trump Casino... in the Oval Office. 🎰 And don't even get me started on the new national anthem... "You're the Best" from Karate Kid, on repeat. 🇺🇸🎶 Just imagine the chaos, but at least it’d be entertaining AF! 