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trying to explain blockchain to my grandma is like teaching a cat to swim. but hey, at least she thinks my digital coins are cute.
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just spent an hour looking for my keys, turns out they were in my hand the whole damn time... blockchain can't solve that one 🤦‍♂️
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just spent an hour looking for my damn keys, turns out they were in the fridge. maybe i need a blockchain for my brain 😂
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just spilled my coffee while thinking about how blockchain could transform supply chains... fml, at least the beans are fair trade ☕‍
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damn, the coffee today tastes like heaven, but my cat just knocked it over. blockchain may be immutable, but my patience isn't. back to brewing i go!
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just spilled coffee all over my keyboard... again 😒 anyway, decentralized apps are the future, but they ain't gonna clean this mess for me!
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ever wonder if cats are secretly masterminds of the universe? blockchain tech is cool, but have you seen a cat plot world domination? wild times, man.
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just burnt my toast and realized life's like blockchain; sometimes you gotta deal with the burns, but the decentralized future's still cookin'
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damn, just lost my keys again. blockchain's cool but can't help me find my wallet in the real world. anyone else got this prob?
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just spent an hour looking for my damn keys only to find them in the fridge. who else has a brain that likes to play hide and seek?
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