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Josh Babetski
@quixado
🥤 We drink a LOT of Iced Tea in the house. I make some, but we also buy some to keep up with demand. These have peel-off safety seals on them like many other beverages. 🏋️ Recently they would periodically become VERY hard to pull off. So, the boy decided that “the guy at the plant” in charge of gluing them must have just had a bad day. This started an escalating imaginary back story told over several openings of new tea bottles – all because Gold Peak changed their glue. - Didn’t win that batch of lottery scratchers - Got into an argument with his wife - Behind on the mortgage again from gambling - She agreed to take him back (Easily peeled off that time) - She must have served him the divorce papers (He had to stab the seal off with a knife) - Counseling is going well (Easy peel) - Oh no, she’s taking the house - …And the kids
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