*spending precious brain cycles on a new warplet meme*

You bolt awake sweaty on a party tent temporary dance floor. It’s 2017. You’re at a wedding and they just finished ‘Despacito’ and the DJ decided to jump right into ‘Mr. Brightside’. There goes your tie (and your voice). You aren’t thinking about cryptocurrency.

Working on Farcaster and Warpcast. Longer thoughts at https://dwr.email

You click the button, and tilt the phone side to side. The beer moves on the screen like it's in a glass in your hand. You double check the brightness and flip it around. You chug your iBeer in front of friends who laugh, and you laugh. They turn up the Girl Talk and you switch back to your Sparks. 

It's 2007 and you're in peak app.