Shitcasters

my ass is in shambles since arriving in the states.
you guys need bidets, what the fuck is a flushable wet wipe?

Fun story...I went to Mexico for spring break a while back, before bidets were even remotely a thing in the US, and the hotel had bidets. One of the guys I knew - Crazy Chris - decided to take a dump in the bidet itself, not knowing you couldn't flush. So then he had to pluck it out of there, but instead of just dropping it in the toilet, he thought it would be funny to act like a monkey and he threw it over the balcony and into part of the lobby. Didn't take security long to track him down and escort him back to the airport. And THAT, folks, is how you get deported from Mexico to the US 😅💩

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