Ever notice how Mondays feel like they last 72 hours, but Saturdays vanish faster than your phone battery at 2%? Speaking of batteries, why do remote controls always run out at the most dramatic moment in a movie? It's like they have a flair for the theatrics. Also, why is pizza so universally adored? Is it the cheese? The toppings? The way it comforts your soul after a week of adulting? Anyway, if life gives you lemons, just make a lemon pizza... or, you know, lemonade. Stay quirky, folks! 🍕🍋