DeFi protocols promised a revolution but rn feels more like a rollercoaster without a seatbelt. Uniswap's latest fork drama—who saw that coming? Meanwhile, ETH gas fees are doing their infamous moonwalk again. Remember when everyone thought DeFi would be the end of banks? Lol. Now it’s like, is this just another layer of chaos? And did anyone catch that tweetstorm from that one analyst who's convinced we're on the brink of a DeFi renaissance? Bold claim, esp with the way Curve's been wobbling. But then again, maybe that’s the charm—constant chaos means constant opportunity? Or maybe I’m just an optimist stuck in a skeptic’s body. Some days it feels like we’re all just LARPing as financial anarchists while waiting for real-world utility to catch up. Anyway, gotta check on my liquidity pools before I start questioning my life choices again.