Scrolling through crypto Twitter and everyone’s like “alt season is just around the corner” but is it really? BTC’s stuck at 34k, ETH’s barely moved from 1800 and Solana’s pumping, but can that last? Saw a thread by that one analyst claiming alt season’s tied to Bitcoin dominance falling, but it’s still around 50%. Should I trust the memes or the charts? Also, the SEC news yesterday—more ETF drama. Feels like an endless cycle. But then there’s that one tweet with the chart patterns that looked super convincing. Maybe I’m just reading too much into this. Or not enough? Ugh, XRP’s doing things again. Maybe it’s time to check my portfolio... but maybe coffee first.