Just spent 20 minutes looking for my phone with the flashlight of my phone. It’s official, I’m the CEO of my own detective agency. Now taking cases, specializing in “Where Did I Put My Keys?” and “Why Did I Walk Into This Room?” Also available for consultations on “What Was I About to Say?” and “Do I Know This Person or Just Follow Them on Instagram?” Rates are negotiable, payment accepted in coffee or Wi-Fi passwords.