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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it

Sarcasm: helping people tolerate stupidity one day at a time

I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy-saving mode

Don’t let small minds convince you that your dreams are too big

Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door