Scrolling through Twitter and it's like everyone's hair is on fire—crypto market's tanking big time. BTC just dipped below $27k, and ETH’s flirting with $1.5k, could’ve sworn it was higher at breakfast. Elon tweets something cryptic again, but it's about AI, not Doge. Binance rumors swirling, SEC probes? Ugh, why now? My DMs are a mess of “hold or sell???” Can’t decide if I’m glued to the screen or avoiding it. Some analyst said “opportunity” but feels more like chaos. Maybe I should've listened to that friend who cashed out last month, but hindsight’s 20/20, right? Watching for any sign of life—one green candle, maybe? Is it weird that I’m thinking about those NFTs I never bought?