Scrolling through the chaos of the market today, I wonder, how would Trump handle this mess? S&P hits a new low and my crypto's tanking—ETH was at $1600 last week and now it's below $1500. Would he tweet a storm to pump it or just blame China? Meanwhile, oil prices are through the roof again, $90 a barrel, yeesh. Saw a post saying he’d bring manufacturing back, but can he really? My buddy says analysts are split—half think he’d fix it, half say he'd just tweet more. But hey, if he tweets, maybe Dogecoin spikes again? Who knows. I keep refreshing, hoping for a sign or maybe just a meme to lighten the mood.