Scrolling through Twitter and everyone's screaming market crash! Bitcoin down to $27k—feels like deja vu but also, why does this always happen on a Friday? Eth dipping below $1.6k, and Solana... oh Solana, what happened with that outage again? CNBC says it's panic selling but is it really? Some analyst predicted this dip last week but now he's silent. Just saw a meme of a rollercoaster with market graphs, but it's not even funny today. Elon tweeted something cryptic too, ugh. Should I buy the dip or is this the start of a crypto winter? My friend says hodl, but he's the same guy who told me to sell at $60k. Maybe I should start a thread on Reddit about how I can't even afford avocado toast now. Does anyone even eat avocado toast anymore?