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"Interrupted Climax"
Juggernaut, Sven, and Undying had always been close comrades, but today, they decided to play a little prank on their newest recruit—a cocky, overconfident warrior who boasted about his "unbreakable focus" in battle... and in bed. 😏

🔪 Juggernaut: "Let’s test his focus."
⚔️ Sven: "He won’t last."
🧟 Undying: "Let’s make him... UNDYINGLY frustrated."

Just as the warrior was reaching his peak moment of pleasure, Juggernaut suddenly Blade Furied into the tent, spinning wildly and knocking over candles. 🔥

WHAT THE

Before he could recover, Sven burst in, glowing with his God’s Strength, lifting the bed with one hand and throwing it across the room. 💪

Finally, Undying crawled in, whispering eerily:
"Flesh... Golem..." 🧟

A wave of decay filled the tent, making the warrior shudder—not in pleasure, but in pure horror.

Juggernaut just laughed behind his mask. 😆
Sven crossed his arms, unimpressed. 🤨
Undying simply moaned: "No release... for eternity..."