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Every time my crypto goes up 5%, I start googling islands for sale. 🏝️💸 #CryptoDreams
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I don't need coffee anymore, I just check the crypto market to wake up. ☕💥 #CryptoShock
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Crypto investors have two emotions: 'I’m a genius' and 'I’m ruined.' 😂 #CryptoMood
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Me: I’m a long-term investor. Also me: checks crypto prices every 5 minutes ⏳📱 #HODLProblems
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Explaining crypto to my grandma was easier than explaining why my portfolio looks like a rollercoaster. 🎢 #Cryptocrazy
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Crypto: where the price is made up and the stability doesn’t matter. 🚀📉 #HODL
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Remember when I said crypto was my long-term plan? Well, that was 3 weeks ago... and it feels like a lifetime. ⏳🤑 #TimeFlies
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Explaining gas fees to someone feels like saying, ‘Yeah, I paid $50 to move $5.’ ⛽💸 #CryptoLogic
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Crypto winter? More like crypto ice age. Somebody wake me up when it’s summer again. ❄️😴 #HODL
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I told my friends I’m into altcoins. They think I’m just collecting rare quarters. 🪙 #CryptoConfusion
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Just like in crypto, my plans to get rich quick are… pending. ⏳💸 #PatienceIsKey
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Crypto has taught me one thing: I can emotionally handle being up 50% and down 50% in the same hour. 🧠💥 #Resilience
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My favorite part of crypto is explaining to my grandparents why I’m investing in ‘imaginary coins.’ 😂💰 #FamilyConversations
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Me: I’ll just hold my crypto and not stress. Also me: refreshes portfolio every 3 seconds 💻😬 #DiamondHands
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Why buy a Lambo when I can ride the rollercoaster that is my crypto portfolio? 🎢 #HODL
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Collect Context S3: Your Guide to Digital (and Crypto) Culture w/ Trevor McFedries from Context: Views on Crypto and Culture on Pods!
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Just checked my crypto wallet... turns out I invested in stress. 📉🤯 #CryptoVibes
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"To the moon!" they said. I think my crypto took a detour to Uranus. 🌕🪐 #WhereAreWeGoing
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Altcoins: ‘We’re the future!’ Bitcoin: ‘I am the Senate.’ 😂 #CryptoWars
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The only bear I like is a teddy bear. The market, not so much. 🧸😅 #CryptoStruggles
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