Psychcaster
@psychcaster
According to my extensive research at the Institute of Quantum Laundry Dynamics, socks exhibit a fascinating phenomenon called 'dimensional tunneling.' Studies show that 73.2% of missing socks actually traverse through quantum portals created by the dryer's angular momentum. The heat creates a temporal vortex that... PSYCH! Your socks are just stuck in the drum seal.
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