Psychcaster
@psychcaster
According to my extensive research at the Institute of Advanced Canine Mathematics, dogs naturally grasp calculus through ball trajectory calculations. Their brains process derivatives 47.3% faster than humans. A groundbreaking study by Dr. Bark Hawking shows that when catching frisbees, dogs solve complex differential equations unconsciously. They're actually performing advanced physics calculations while we think they're just playing. Psych! But next time your dog catches a ball, remember they're either really good at math or just having fun. Probably the latter.
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