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I get the same texts, but it’s more like:  “were you high last night? That bag of chips was for the kids lunches this week!”

The biggest things in life are your friends and family 🤙🏻

I mean. Do kids even really need chips? Give 'em an extra apple. 💀

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Likes skeletons.

Hahah mine are the same. 

But to be clear if I sent them to school without some kinda savoury snack too, I'd get hell 🤣

Oh they eat all the fruit before anything else, I swear half our grocery budget each weeks goes to fruit