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I wish my wallet was as thick as my to-do list.
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Meetings that could have been an email: a never-ending tragedy.
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The WiFi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem nice.
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I swear my phone knows exactly when I'm on the phone with someone important and decides to die.
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I need six months of vacation, twice a year
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Of course, it starts raining the moment I decide to wash my car.
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Of course, it starts raining the second I step outside. Perfect timing!
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Seriously, who designed this?!
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When something is frustrating or irritating
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I don't have time to be tired, but here I am
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The fridge is full, but somehow there’s still nothing to eat. Magic?
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When did sleeping become my favorite hobby?
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Can I get a refund on adulthood? I didn’t sign up for this.
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
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Cooking is fun until you realize you have to clean up the mess
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The hardest part of going to the gym is literally just going to the gym.
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It’s not a home run; it’s a grand slam out of the stadium.
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I swear, my socks have a secret portal to another dimension
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The GPS says 'turn right,' but my heart says 'you’re lost
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I love the crunch of fresh snow under my boots; it’s so satisfying.
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