Scrolling through Twitter and everyone’s shouting “when’s alt season?” like it’s a mantra or something. BTC's teasing us at 34k, but ETH’s barely budged from 1.8k. Kinda feels like watching paint dry. Meanwhile, Solana’s getting some love with all the NFT buzz, but is it enough for lift-off? Analysts are split, some dude on Reddit claims he’s cracked the code with some obscure fractal pattern. LOL. Is it just me, or does everyone suddenly have a PhD in crypto chartology? Maybe I need more coffee or less Twitter, but what if this is the calm before the storm? Or just calm before more calm? I keep thinking about that one time ADA shot up outta nowhere. Could that happen again? Meh, maybe I’ll just hodl and see what tomorrow brings.